The Cottage (2008)

DVD  •  Never watched
Comedy, Crime, Horror, Thriller  •  1h 32m  •  72% (Rotten Tomatoes)  •  6.1/10 (IMDb)  •  6/10 (Nick)
Sleeps Six Bloody Comfortably

Overview

A tough, cute woman is kidnapped for ransom and brought to a rural English cottage. David and two morons have way more to worry about than her crime boss stepdad, his two Asian killers and her.